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theamazing-kristen:

My life. #flowers #prettythings #skinnyjeans #hardcoremusic

This is 100% accurate

theamazing-kristen:

My life. #flowers #prettythings #skinnyjeans #hardcoremusic

This is 100% accurate

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA


I’m laughing so hard right now at the dr.office

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

I’m laughing so hard right now at the dr.office

True story so fuck you

True story so fuck you

Anonymous said: Not trying to be rude, but why should I tip a piercer when piercings cost so much? I feel like the jewelry and equipment don't cost much and so they should profit from it a lot? Is it necessary because not a lot of people go to get piercings?

safepiercing:

That’s a fair question. 

First, you do not HAVE to tip your piercer. We do not expect it, but it is appreciated when it does happen. 

But you know I’ve got to break down the other part of your question. So, here goes. 

Good piercings don’t cost a lot. For the level of service a good piercer provides, and the steps needed to achieve a good piercing experience I really think most of us are selling our services short. If you’re comparing prices of a good studio to one of those “$25 includes everything studios”, well that’s not really comparing piercers. A person poking holes in somebody doesn’t make them a piercer anymore than me changing my cars oil makes me a mechanic. 

Cost of jewelry: We pay wholesale. Yep, cheaper than what you’re paying retail. That’s how goods work for any business selling things. BUT, that nice navel curve you see and like? We didn’t buy one. We had to buy a dozen (at least) so we have them in stock for customers. And then there’s that whole tax we have to pay quarterly because in most states we charge sales tax on the jewelry we sell, which means we owe the government. I don’t mind sharing a little personal info so I can tell you what my last quarterly bill was. $3,000+. Quarterly. That’s going to happen four times each year. The busier I am and the more jewelry I sell, the more that bill goes up. 

Next, "equipment": Okay, I got your jewelry in, so I should get it ready for you. First I will bulk sterilize that in my big autoclave. It’s an M9, I like it. I bought it new for right at around $4,000 if memory serves. Now I’m going to store your jewelry until you’re ready to buy it. When you come in for that, I’m going to sterilize it in my other sterilizer before I pierce you or sell you the jewelry. That other one cost me about $4,000 as well. 

Now, I need to know that my sterilizers are working properly, so I have them spore tested every week. Those kits cost me a little over $200 (each) to get me through a year. 

I won’t bore you with the details of rent on my studio, liability insurance, monthly expenses (electricity, water, etc.). And now with all that aside, I’d love it if I could take some of that money to buy my groceries, get gas for my car and I still need to pay the rent on my little place (not the studio, my home). Then there’s my annual flight and hotel for The APP conference so I can take classes (which aren’t free) to keep improving on my knowledge in hopes of providing you with the best piercing I can. 

And the last part of your question, “Is it necessary because not a lot of people go to get piercings?”

I think this blog alone shows there are many, many piercing enthusiasts out there. We’re in no shortage of awesome clients to take care of. 

So I know my response (which is not an official APP response, this is me talking to you as a piercer and business owner) may sound rude. And I do apologize. But hopefully my little rant has shed a little light on what things are going on behind the scene to provide you with a nice clean studio to go to that cares enough to stock quality body jewelry and a large selection of it for you to choose from. 

I don’t expect a tip. I certainly don’t think any less of a client that doesn’t tip. But I simply had to give a long response to the other statements. 

Okay. I’m done. Don’t hate me, I love you. 

A quote I recently heard from another piercer has really stuck in my head, 

"It’s only expensive if it isn’t worth it." 

Cody Vaughn  - This ones a personal response, not an official statement or view approved by or from The APP

guccier:

tehlulu:

miracle-inc:

bentyler777:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

This is definitely about tall people being assholes

I have tall friends and can confirm tall people are assholes

I can confirm being a tall person, and also an asshole. 

i am actually a tall person scientist so i can further confirm that tall people are assholes

guccier:

tehlulu:

miracle-inc:

bentyler777:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

This is definitely about tall people being assholes

I have tall friends and can confirm tall people are assholes

I can confirm being a tall person, and also an asshole. 

i am actually a tall person scientist so i can further confirm that tall people are assholes

true story .

true story .

That moment when you meet someone you’re attracted to and you forget how basic things like your name, how to walk normal, how to hold your fork, how to aim food towards your mouth, how to spell dog.

fanofphan:

diamond-dope-shit:

knifeluvrcloveruby:

idontwannahurtno-more:

If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.




there should be more notes than this…

fanofphan:

diamond-dope-shit:

knifeluvrcloveruby:

idontwannahurtno-more:

If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.

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there should be more notes than this…

ismashpatriarchyonthefirstdate:

when people say “some people dont deserve food stamps” what they mean is “you’re not good enough to even have basic necessities such as food and water and deserve to die.”